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[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Russian whatabot kelly

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mfers dropping the u in everything else, what flor not good enough for you??? catgirl-hiss

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

That's it. That's the poust.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let me start by saying death to America. With that out of the way, that would be pronounced like floor, in American English ou and long o are different sounds.

[–] gobble_ghoul@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m not aware of an accent where they would be pronounced the same tbh.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Flour -> Flower

Flor -> Floor

[–] gobble_ghoul@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

From an etymology standpoint, flower=flour.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, in British English is the ou in colour or favour not the same as the o in lore or voracious?

Do they pronounce it like the ou in house?

[–] gobble_ghoul@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Respectively, those words would be /kʌlə(r)/, /fleɪvə(r)/, /lɔː(r)/, /vəreɪʃəs/, /haʊs/. Sometimes “voracious” has the same first vowel as “lore”, but usually it gets a schwa. AFAIK “flavour” and “colour” always have schwa in the second syllable. All the words have roughly the same variations in pronunciation in both the UK and US.

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know how I got so in my head that I convinced myself that they don't use schwas in American accents to honestly

[–] gobble_ghoul@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe because in American accents, most of the schwas are R-colo(u)red or literally a syllabic /r/, while in most British accents they are plain schwas or schwa with an /r/ inserted after if the next sound is a vowel as in Panda-r-Express.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

The spelling of flower should also be flor.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

america too big for this shit. Is it water or wutter or wartur or wahder??

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

okay i'm switching to logograms

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The horrour of Br*tish spelling

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

American spelling is 99.9% as insane tbf

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Flar. Get it right.

[–] polpotkin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Eye needed flower buy the see, left it in the son, n eight sum of it with meet and tee.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

*creatour

fucking sick of Amerikan spelling