BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 93 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I can't believe they got screwed by Biden AGAIN!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 days ago

That's okay, vote for him again. He's going to give you everything you're owed in his third term.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

JFC, the most ghetto person in the entire country is the fucking president.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 3 days ago

Right/Left Confusion is very common. I have it, too.

People like us tend to say "No, your other left."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 days ago

What's that font? I can use that.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

A person can already LOOK anywhere they want, and almost every inch of ground is covered by surveillance cameras that are recording your every move.

This just combines two things that are already happening. When it gets to court, I doubt a judge is going to care much.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

You should always leave a cart or two in the handicapped section. Walking from the car to the store is a big fear for old people, and being able to grab a cart right by their parking space to help them get across the lot and through traffic is really helpful.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It looks like a refrigerator on wheels, and I'll bet the ice maker doesn't work.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 days ago

Add a handful of zeroes.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 days ago

He'll just announce new tariffs.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 10 points 4 days ago

You could sneak onto the island somehow, that shouldn't be much of a problem.

But integrating with their society? They will out you in literally seconds, the first time you spoke. If they didn't recognize you as an outsider on sight, they'd recognize from your voice, accent, speech, pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, syntax, etc. that you were a phony before you finished your first sentence.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 days ago

Young people in 2036: These old VHS tapes are really cool!

Everybody else: No they aren't. Put that down.

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