BigBrownDog

I see what you're saying.

We didn't bring cats anywhere though, they came on their on volition. They do what they want. Dogs are just happy to be anywhere.

I'm not here to judge, just spread the truth.

I'm not sure we are in the same conversation, brother. I said that cats benefited from befriending humanity. You seem to be posting statistics that argue in my favor.

As a Michigander, you'd never catch me wishing that upon my worst enemy. Shame on you.

OP said in another thread that he likes to get drunk and piss on the floor.

Explain.

AI. GTFOH.

Everyone knows the money is in the nuggets, not the mac and cheese.

When apes learned to sharpen sticks, every other animal was FUUUUUUUUUCKED. Those animals should try not to be so stupid though. Dogs and cats are smart. They joined our side.

Who's applauding? I'm not rooting for Google, but if you buy a stock Android device with the idea that Google is looking out for you, you're an idiot. They have shown time and again that they are evil, but you buy a device and think, "Android is for digital outlaws, like me." you're delusional.

Best advice I've ever given and not taken was:

LAWYER UP, HIT THE GYM, DELETE FACEBOOK.