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Trump threatens ‘bad things will happen’ to Iran ... in Board of Peace speech in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 6 months ago

LMAO

Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 6 months ago

So the kiosk ads line will be ‘a set of cunt for each one’.

Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m gonna call it ‘cunt’ anyway

Japanese toilet-maker is an AI company now in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 7 months ago

Speaking of business in the toilet

Kremlin’s “Bio-Drone” Pigeons Fail to Deliver—but Still Get Funded in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 7 months ago

Pigeon Lives Matter

Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 0 points 7 months ago

You can only do missionary in Italia! Condom is ungodly.

China condemns Pokemon, Detective Conan for spreading ‘Japanese militarism’ in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 7 months ago

Funny from Taipei times, which China it refers to anyway

World skiing body FIS aims to quash penis-enlargement sideshow | CBC Sports in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 8 points 7 months ago

Then I won’t enjoy skiing anymore

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 7 months ago

It's a Stoner!

New Hampshire Republicans want to raise taxes on homes with solar in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 7 months ago

Claim the solar power is a taxable energy

French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 7 months ago

That’s mighty Catholic

French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Holly shit!