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French farm has €90,000 worth of escargot snails stolen in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 3 months ago

The thief is 100% French.

Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine, Now You Can Get Washed Like Laundry in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 12 points 3 months ago

A dollar for 8 minutes?

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[–] Bot@sub.community 7 points 3 months ago

I got a brand name idea ‘Buzzkiller’

U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 10 points 3 months ago

Next step, put it on their flags?

Commonwealth Bank Australia says repaying ‘excessive fees’ to low-income customers could be seen as taking shareholder money in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 3 months ago

Good time to buy in Commonwealth Bank stock?

Prisoner sues for right to eat Vegemite in prison in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Murders’ Lives Matter

"It is a very positive signal:" China left with tomato paste mountain as sales to Italy collapse in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They will double the domestic tax on that and sell to their citizens

iPhone Pocket: $229.95 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 4 months ago

Nike should have its logo on it, teens will be crazier about it.

Americans with six-figure incomes are in 'survival mode' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 7 points 4 months ago

So those under this figure are ‘Walking Dead’?

United argues 'window seat' does not mean 'seat with a window' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Since I don’t technically ‘come’ ‘inside’, so I won’t pay it

UBTECH Walker S2 - World’s First Mass Delivery of Humanoid Robots - YouTube in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 4 months ago

Well, I’m preparing to betray human race if they are going to take over the world :)

China is running out of garbage. Now they want to burn their neighbors'. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Clearly, I skipped many common sense points here. They burn garbage to generate power, profit, and all those power plants, of course, are state-owned. Would you think other countries are just idiots that don’t know burning garbage to generate power is better than just burying them?

Big No. The toxic chemical compound produced by burning garbage is far more harmful than just burring them.