Damarcusart

I have pies in the freezer, I could totally just get a pie whenever I want, I'm not owned at all.

They're absolute smeg.

This one right here officers.

Don't fall for the sunk cost fallacy. Just delete your account and uninstall and move on. It hurts for a bit, but much better than hurting every day.

Riding a horse is a great way to social distance?

I wouldn't need to be so boomer if those DAMN KIDS would get off MY LAWN!

Ew, history memes link. That's how you know a nazi made this. What a bad post.

This has always been one of my favourite things on the internet. Here's a distorted audio version as well:

The main things I remember about the book are the weirdly pro-Israel stuff, the anti-DPRK stuff that was weird even by lib standards (the whole population of the country just vanishes apparently) and the weird undercurrent of misogyny throughout. Every female character is described via how attractive she is, including the one with a severe mental handicap, I remember it being really gross.

Nice weather we're having.

Only thing you're missing is that the leader of the cartelorrists is Russian for no reason and talks like the most over the top Bond villain possible.

I'm maybe like...Team Rocket level of baddie, more incompetent than actually evil really.