Hestia

Goonies is a coming of age story.

Not to be confused with Gooners, which is a cumming of age story.

Obviously not with the headlines I see.

Her butch girlfriend

You can jack off the working class but the dong of the master shall remain forever out of grasp

Damn you got to the joke first -_-

We’re digging a hole to china — this will optimize trade

He yearns for the day he gets to add 4 short lines to the X in a windmill pattern

The water is replaced by Faygo

Fuck, I selected the wrong player model

You don’t want to fuck my dad… he’s a war criminal.

Sat his ass down on uranium tank shells. Now he can only fire blanks.

“Left vs. right” is a good way to refer to things in shorthand, but bad in regards to having a conversation that isn’t surface level.

I never call myself a leftist. I always refer to myself as a communist instead