JustSo

Punch and Judy

Will the domestic violence puppet show make a reprisal?

I'm so triggered. My .. housemate.. started using my sex towels to dry the dog off and clean his paws and when I raised an objection she said that "Since you're volcel now you don't need sex towels."

beanis in seattle

I hate this so fucking much fuck you. (complimentary)

smh this penny shit is so insidious.

used to be a person could get by just by looking pensive around an old person.

"penny for your thoughts?" they'd say.

Now there's no more incentive to think. The only way anyone can get ahead is posting feet pics on onlyfans.

Gentlemen. This is the end of the empire.

Lotta bidetlords really want to believe their optional fancy toilet add-on is not a decadent luxury huh.

Vincius McManius is a dipshit.

Ah fuck wrong button.

aw shucks that should sustain me for months thank you.

my reward juice is someone saying "oh wow that's cool, good job" I'm dying of thirst btw.