slothrop

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Cornell University platforming Nazis who committed the Holocaust in c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kirk 'n Dale?

How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

I pretend to shoot myself in the temple.
Then I put the gun back in the glove box.

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Florida man dumps $4k of stolen meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)
French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Should have ctrl+d exit.

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Spotify and Major Music Labels Sue Anna’s Archive for $13 Trillion (hackread.com)
French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He was Bourne Again!

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French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum (www.ctvnews.ca)
 

A hospital in Toulouse, southwest France, confirmed Sunday they had treated a man who was admitted with a shell lodged in his rectum -- after calling a bomb disposal team.

Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 69 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Andrew could be the anti-hero we need and implicate Trump, under oath. He has nothing to lose.

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Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links (www.bbc.com)
Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The verdict was Wednesday. Thanks for your tremendous contributions, though!

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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)
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St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident (www.mprnews.org)
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Neuter Your Ex! (www.critterswithoutlitters.org)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/59506611

This pet rescue that, for a $25 donation will let you name a feral cat after your ex before it gets neutered.

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The Supreme Court will soon decide if only Republicans are allowed to gerrymander (archive.is)
 

paywalled vox og

Florida business owner guilty of murdering man who urinated on his property in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Is the dead guy just taking the piss?

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Florida business owner guilty of murdering man who urinated on his property (www.the-independent.com)
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Greenpeace Demonstrator Exposes Folly of Protest Restrictions (files.catbox.moe)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/59392217

I originally found this here:
Greenpeace Demonstrator Exposes Folly of UK Protest Restrictions
Thank you.

Former French senator on trial accused of spiking MP’s drink with MDMA in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

"So I could fuck myself, and apparently I succeeded."

OP is shocked that an import tax is not paid by the exporter in c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago

It's almost like the extreme radical left domestic terrorist demoncrats didn't eli5 how tariffs work from day one!

Is it possible to reverse pit a copcar before they pit you? Like if you know a cop is going to pit you on their right side, can you use your left back end to hit them first? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

This guy pits.

Ice-DF will "investigate" their own murder cases. in c/progressivepolitics@lemmy.world
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To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers (www.nytimes.com)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world
8 comments fedilink
 

Polls suggest that most Cuban American registered voters, who tend to be Republican, continue to support Mr. Trump, said Michael J. Bustamante, an associate history professor and director of Cuban studies at the University of Miami who studies Cuban American political culture.

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Weird Al's advice to a fan (media.piefed.world)
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/post/806111

Trump drops tariff threats over Greenland after meeting with NATO chief. in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The RCMP has speculated the next generation may riot when they realize they are poorer than their parents.

Citation?

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