slothrop

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

There are so, so many...no wrong answers....

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Plus the toilet tank takes 6 minutes to refill.
But you flush again after 2 minutes...doh!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oftentimes, many things may resemble a vagina.
Hark! An avocado!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

doing the Lord's work

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Add bag of salt, 1/3 bottle of softener cleaner, and do an immediate regen, cross your fingers, and try out your hopefully softened water.

$16 cad @ home depot

 
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago

Saying the out loud part out loud.

 
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Pedodent Blinkin

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

wRoNg ReSeArCh!!!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hand cranked and twisted.

 
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

So, the goose is ok?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm certain it tasted like crack.

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