the hands do look weird, but this is also a goose wearing armour
xkbx
joined 2 years ago
Reminds me of that time my neighbour told me the mailman was fucking my wife, and I was like “hey, I’m jerkin’ here!”
ouh boy popcorn time again
“I don’t see what that has to do with my involvement in operation Paperclip”
thats the thing i hate about how everyone talks about how bad it is to date toxic people
they never talk about how hot they are. like yeah they’re wrecking my mental health because they’re also wrecking my reproductive organs
Or older
I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.
That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.
11 out of 12 wolves disagree
labelling a button “do not push” is about as effective as screaming “don’t look at me”
funny enough, my mom tried to set me up with her coworkers before
LOUDER FOR THOSE IN MY ASS
Like wood?
i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring
recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of
that slutty-ass cube