xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Not if you bathed beforehand

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

im far to wise to fall for your obvious ploy of getting me to kiss icky ladies and suck off my buff homies

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that would suck

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Kissing is the one thing that crosses the line for some reason, for sooo many situations. “Straight” dudes willing to suck another dude’s dick, but won’t kiss another guy because it’s gross. It’s the same for a lot of other kinks. Threesomes, cuckolding, incest, etc etc

I think the border lays in the fact that kissing is a normal activity between couples, and that’s real life, whereas indulging kinks can almost be compartmentalized as an extreme form of getting off to porn (ergo fake, fantasy - not real, or “doesn’t count”)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago

“Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”

claps cheeks

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

fool it’s entirely about mastering your POG collection

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol

heart explodes

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

woah great catch friendo you mustve been a super fan to have studied the image in such detail

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how does one invest toilet flushing

i do it on a daily basid

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