rich as rich daddy balls
like the bejewelled kind
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joined 2 years ago
Someone will say psspsspsspsspsspss heyyy
You might be joking but this is legit the reason why dogs look at you when they poop. They are vulnerable when they poop and look to you for reassurance / protection
stackable % based damage increase
If your Ring of Ludicrous Fury just cancels out your Lance Modifier for Attack Opportunity, I’d rather just sell the ring
what an explosion of taste
You’re tearing me apaaaart, Chichi!
Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!
“I don’t know, I was too busy thinking about you”
I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.
The comments might get a little Messi
It’s like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. It’s just not the same without it
they have the two basic components, glasses and sun