badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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The worst part is when they get an emotional attachment to the particular way their great-grandma made it, even if it’s blatantly culinarily wrong. Like, my wife’s uncle married this Italian woman, and her mom got on my MIL’s case for using sautéed onions in her tomato sauce. Yes, she thought one of the most fundamental culinarily bases was wrong because that’s the way her lowlife Sicilian family did it.
I need you to, at least roughly, write down this fucked up recipe for me
Just sautéed garlic and then add the tomato. Not sure what combination of whole/crushed/paste tomato they used.
now this feels like grandma got sick of cutting onions and that just turned into a whole thing