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Who tf is lily allen
British singer songwriter known for autobiographical story-telling songs in plain English, casual speech in a London accent (as opposed to flowery, metaphorical lyrics in a neutral accent).
She was married to David Harbour of Stranger Things fame and her latest album is about their divorce due to him being a sex addict and pushing unethical non-monogamy on her.
The story is relevant because one of the notable moments from the album is the description of a Duane Reed bag full of buttplugs she discovers when finding his secret sex apartment in New York (song: "Pussy Palace")
Why couldn't they all be his? He might need a fancy one, a casual one, different gauges, one that shoots fire, etc etc
Well you should listen to the album - it explains how she was pressured by both Harbour and his other partners into it, and the amount of evidence of other partners in the Pussy Palace.
Bro, Lilli Allen is famous in Europe, something like Taylor Swift, but way way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veX_irHZfb8
https://youtu.be/RAkSkMRwPYs?is=iKUoTP8LfzMCF4lD
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Thanks I hate it
Why is this an acceptable comment in 2026, especially on lemmy? We don't need this virtue signaling "I'm too fucking stupid to Google something" shit clogging the comments section up. Shout out to the kind souls that actually took the time to educate you though.
That's what I'm wondering