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Like we'll open the box and immediately the anarchists take the best slices. Like every time.

Also I don't mind if you want another slice. And I don't mind if you don't want to eat the crust. But damn there's like 5 square centimetres of vegan cheese on there. Finish that before you move onto another slice.

Also they use WAY more ice than they need. Like seriously you can't even put any Coke in your cup, there's too much fucking ice in there.

This is why I just show up to Food Not Bombs events and just quietly stare at the organisers. They ask if I want to help out, but I just answer "nah brah" and continue watching Facebook shorts on my phone.

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Our eggs come from a coop full of 20 of the cockiest chickens that you ever did see that free-range all day long;

Cool until this part. Chickens will consume their unhatched eggs for nutrients, and taking their eggs cause them to lay more. Everything else you said is great though.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The symbiotic arrangement is that they get all our food scraps except citrus, coffee grounds, and a couple other exceptions. It would be hard to find any domesticated fowl that live better.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

People do just raise chickens are pets and don't eat their eggs.

The thing is, if we continue this discussion further, mods will likely ban me for having a struggle session. I can make a post in c/vegan and promise that you won't get banned if you'd like.