There are no "best slices". By claiming that there are, you are imposing an illegitimate and unjustifiable hierarchy on the pizza.
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There should be a vanguard slice, which goes to person who brought the plates. Otherwise the pizza party just doesn't work.
anarchists keep making my flat messy and disorganised. it's not me it's the anarchists
Everyone is saying this
conquest of your bread
Don't worry, Friday is pizza night at the anarchist commune, we bake dozens of pizzas in our cob oven, to the point where there's usually leftovers not just for breakfast but for lunch the next day too.
We're sorry you have these feelings about scarcity; we're just not used to pizza scarcity in the same way. Usually if someone else gets the "best piece", you can just chill around the campfire until the next pie comes out 20 minutes later.
The only enforcement we do is that if omnivores eat the vegan or gluten-free options before the vegans or gluten-sensitive people have had their fair share, there WILL be a struggle session at the next council.
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Oh, no need to worry about that.
If there are nine bloodmouths at an anarchist pizza party and another anarchist sits down, you have ten animal abusing fascists at a pizza party.
You think any of the meat on our pizza is bought from a store?
I'm not saying that my opinion is the final answer, but I could vibe with the idea that dumpster dived meat is vegan. And 
Honestly most of our pizzas don't have meat anyway; between veggies and our shiitake logs there's plenty of variety.
They do have conventional cheese (also dumpstered). Our eggs come from a coop full of 20 of the cockiest chickens that you ever did see that free-range all day long; but we haven't figured out any similar arrangement for ruminant cohabitants.
Our eggs come from a coop full of 20 of the cockiest chickens that you ever did see that free-range all day long;
Cool until this part. Chickens will consume their unhatched eggs for nutrients, and taking their eggs cause them to lay more. Everything else you said is great though.
The symbiotic arrangement is that they get all our food scraps except citrus, coffee grounds, and a couple other exceptions. It would be hard to find any domesticated fowl that live better.
People do just raise chickens are pets and don't eat their eggs.
The thing is, if we continue this discussion further, mods will likely ban me for having a struggle session. I can make a post in c/vegan and promise that you won't get banned if you'd like.
that pizzas vegan? give it here 
This is why I just show up to Food Not Bombs events and just quietly stare at the organisers. They ask if I want to help out, but I just answer “nah brah” and continue watching Facebook shorts on my phone
I'd actually encourage this, I like to have an audience
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