badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Don't worry, Friday is pizza night at the anarchist commune, we bake dozens of pizzas in our cob oven, to the point where there's usually leftovers not just for breakfast but for lunch the next day too.
We're sorry you have these feelings about scarcity; we're just not used to pizza scarcity in the same way. Usually if someone else gets the "best piece", you can just chill around the campfire until the next pie comes out 20 minutes later.
The only enforcement we do is that if omnivores eat the vegan or gluten-free options before the vegans or gluten-sensitive people have had their fair share, there WILL be a struggle session at the next council.
^I^ ^know^ ^this^ ^is^ ^badposting^ ^but^ ^this^ ^is^ ^100%^ ^based^ ^on^ ^my^ ^personal^ ^experience^
Oh, no need to worry about that.
If there are nine bloodmouths at an anarchist pizza party and another anarchist sits down, you have ten animal abusing fascists at a pizza party.
You think any of the meat on our pizza is bought from a store?
I'm not saying that my opinion is the final answer, but I could vibe with the idea that dumpster dived meat is vegan. And
Honestly most of our pizzas don't have meat anyway; between veggies and our shiitake logs there's plenty of variety.
They do have conventional cheese (also dumpstered). Our eggs come from a coop full of 20 of the cockiest chickens that you ever did see that free-range all day long; but we haven't figured out any similar arrangement for ruminant cohabitants.
Cool until this part. Chickens will consume their unhatched eggs for nutrients, and taking their eggs cause them to lay more. Everything else you said is great though.
The symbiotic arrangement is that they get all our food scraps except citrus, coffee grounds, and a couple other exceptions. It would be hard to find any domesticated fowl that live better.
People do just raise chickens are pets and don't eat their eggs.
The thing is, if we continue this discussion further, mods will likely ban me for having a struggle session. I can make a post in c/vegan and promise that you won't get banned if you'd like.