badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I work as a stocker at a grocery store. Whenever we get to the canned vegetables, each time I pick up a case of green beans I hear "Greenis Beanis" in my head. I hope against all reason that this doesn't spill out of my mouth and force me to explain it to my coworkers.
I dunno who started the beanis thing but we're going to have the shut the place down until we figure this out.
This power must be contained ~~in a can~~
this is the oldest beanis post i could find with search
Uh oh. I actually remember what that post was of.
It was a picture of baked beans frozen in the shape of a penis
sounds like this "Dirt_Owl" poster is responsible then. i hop the relevant authorities catch them
what are you worried about? they're looking for Dirt_Owl, not Dort_Owl. unless...
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" ass moment
It wasn't me! I'm being framed!
Edit: Actually maybe it was, I don't remember.
Edit Edit: I'm sorry
Tagline pls.
It was definitely me, so you're off the hook. Someone could dig through my post history
One could say beanis has become something of an infamous bit of Hexbear lore.
...I'll see myself out.
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garbanzo beanis
that's the post
It looks like it was @AcidSmiley@hexbear.net who called it a beanis though
Oh thank god- I mean uh huh sounds right
"beanis" is actually a contraction of "be an is" (you know, as opposed to a "was" or a "has been" or a "could have been"). it's from oprah originally.
A previous etymological theory held that Hasan coined it from Laz "beani" (claim) + "s" (English plural) in the first recorded instance of a lefist claiming "fake news" instead of a Nazi
It was me I did it sorry but not really. Beanis will lead the revolution someday. You'll see.
It was @Infamousblt@hexbear.net . Birthed
from their big beautiful beanis brain