badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I work as a stocker at a grocery store. Whenever we get to the canned vegetables, each time I pick up a case of green beans I hear "Greenis Beanis" in my head. I hope against all reason that this doesn't spill out of my mouth and force me to explain it to my coworkers.
This site has broken my brain, my wife texted me to ask for a divorce and I just sent back PPB
I dunno who started the beanis thing but we're going to have the shut the place down until we figure this out.
This power must be contained ~~in a can~~
Uh oh. I actually remember what that post was of.
It was a picture of baked beans frozen in the shape of a penis
sounds like this "Dirt_Owl" poster is responsible then. i hop the relevant authorities catch them
shit
what are you worried about? they're looking for Dirt_Owl, not Dort_Owl. unless... 
I dunno who started the beanis thing
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" ass moment
It wasn't me! I'm being framed!
Edit: Actually maybe it was, I don't remember.
Edit Edit: I'm sorry
Tagline pls.
It was definitely me, so you're off the hook. Someone could dig through my post history
One could say beanis has become something of an infamous bit of Hexbear lore.
...I'll see myself out.
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garbanzo beanis
that's the post
It looks like it was @AcidSmiley@hexbear.net who called it a beanis though
Oh thank god- I mean uh huh sounds right
"beanis" is actually a contraction of "be an is" (you know, as opposed to a "was" or a "has been" or a "could have been"). it's from oprah originally.
A previous etymological theory held that Hasan coined it from Laz "beani" (claim) + "s" (English plural) in the first recorded instance of a lefist claiming "fake news" instead of a Nazi
It was me I did it sorry but not really. Beanis will lead the revolution someday. You'll see.
Just say it and pretend like it's not from anywhere. Say it enough times and your coworkers will repeat it.
Make it a social contagion. OP's entire city should be talking about Greenis Beanis
The Greenis Beanis mind virus.
No more "ramen pallet", I will now insist that it is the Greenis Beanis Pallet
repetition legitimizes
My goblin warrior on the WoW private server I play on is named Soybeanis and I will occasionally hear people rolling it around in their mouth on voice chat "Beeeanis"
Every time i cook beans im like "yeah give em the beanis"
What did you have for breakfast today?
Beanis!! 
was that an innuendo? 
woops 
i guarantee if you say beanis around your coworkers and then point to a bunch of beans people will just laugh and make beanis jokes for the afternoon
Proud of you
the pipeline is real, I used to browse the newsmega a lot but nowadays it’s mainly the badposting comm
from their big beautiful beanis brain