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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make up is fine, but a real lesbian loves knowing what a woman looks like without it because it means you are trusted enough to see it.

Aka all real lesbians know the action is without the filtering. (Semi joking)

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lesbians are native component output to a CRT. Straights are 4x upscaled emulations on a cheap android handheld with missing post process effects.

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

This is gold

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Im like the gorgon without makeup

[–] VeganSwoletariat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I pronounce you: them and post

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Women are supersampled by virtue of being real.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Women are when Witcher 2 Uber sampling. Men are when fxaa. Enbies are 8x MSAA berdly-smug

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Honestly, it's kinda cool how women have seen men go to dresses in the break room

That's why I have to give them anything that would have it to kill me

[–] Arahnya@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

apparently, makeup used to be not something you're supposed to see / inappropriate for women to wear. Prior to the 1920's makeup had to be the "natural" type. During this time the makeup industry exploded and the dark, sultry eyes and bright red lips became a trend. Makeup trends have fluctuated throughout the century.

personally my favorite is the 60s, but every decade has had some interesting trends. Pastel colored hair dye for example became popular in the 50s, when it was still a common trend to require a bouffant hairstyle before leaving the house.

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Is it just not? Like, I don't know, if not being a woman in the picture is the same as if you're just being the woman and not being the person. That's how the Hulk show