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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hubi@feddit.org 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The oil pressure light is by far the scariest one.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

100%. Check engine light can mean a bunch of pretty minor things. Oil pressure? Stop the car. Stop the car NOW. You’re gonna have to pay for a tow and repair, but if you don’t stop RIGHT NOW you’re going to need a new car. Or at least a new engine.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Literally opened this thread only to say this. Check engine light means the engine is doing something to increase emissions, up to and including misfires and such. Can be harmful but over a somewhat longer period of time than being out of oil.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My check engine light came on and freaked me out. Found out the code was P0171: Bank running lean. I currently have a mix of gas and E85 in the tank and the computer doesn't like it. Nothing is actually wrong.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mine was a loose gas cap. I'm not paying $300 to a dealer to turn that light off.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

You can buy a cheap Bluetooth OBDII scanner online and use a free phone app like Torque to read and clear codes.

I think most chain auto part stores will also let you use their scanners for free.

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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Got a OBD reader for 40 bucks and it takes a lot of the stress off. Highly recommend to anyone who doesn’t have one yet. You can look up the code, and usually that steers you to what part you need. Saves time, money, and stress.

Or you can also go to any auto parts store and they’ll do an OBD reading for you for free and give you a printout of the code.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Forty bucks is a ripoff. I got a Bluetooth one for like 10.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’ve had good luck on Android with these, but I’ve had no luck getting two different ones to connect to iOS for some reason, and they even boldly claim iOS compatibility right on the unit. I just grab my old Android when I need to check it.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s a Bluetooth incompatibility. There’s something wrong with most scanners and how they support Bluetooth Low Energy.

I bought this scanner in 2020 and the one I bought then has worked fine across two different iOS phones.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I drive an EV. I have no engine.

[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I only have a bike. Completely immune.

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[–] Doom@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HA! Jeep drivers will tell you that light just means everything is functioning as normal.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yep. Now when the fuel light turns on. Tears

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Literaly happened to me tonight. I'm supposed to sell the car tomorrow. Peak comedy.

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 16 points 1 week ago

Had a car, that got like 5 yellow engine lights in 6 months... I had the car so I could get to work, in the end I had the work so I could pay for repairs on the car...

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

These wizards are getting too overpowered.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dog cast that today.

She had bloody poop and couldn’t stand.

So I’m here.
Waiting on a phone call from the emergency vet.

[–] GoodStuffEh@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That sucks big time, emergency vet visits are always rough. Best of luck to you and your pup. Hope you can get in and get things figured out safe and quick.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Thank you. It looks like she’s going to be okay.

Ate one of those plastic cups that you put on chair legs to prevent it from scraping the floor. And a cat toy. But they could pull it out endoscopically.

She’s 15, and a big girl that’s already survived a softball sized tumor that caused her spleen to burst about 5 years ago. She’s a tough girl.

An older brown and white pitbull sleeping on a fluffy blanket with her tongue out.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Glad to hear they could pull it out. We had a cat that had diabetes, and we had to use a pill shooter to administer one of her meds. Unfortunately, my wife did it one time and didn't notice that, in addition to the pill, the rubber tip came off and my cat swallowed it. I see it the next day, and by then she (cat, not wife) was ill, and it had moved into and lodged itself in her intestines. It was an incredibly rapid decline, so make sure we all get extra hugs in, you never know with these pets.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago

Oh, that’s so rough. I’m sorry you had to go through that.

[–] Matrix6664@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you own a used car or is getting ready to purchase one, buy yourself an obd2 scanner. You can avoid making a bad purchase or getting scammed by a mechanic when it is something you can easily fix yourself.

And if you are truly broke, you can at least determine if the check engine is something you should addressed immediately or wait a couple weeks.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It never occurred to me I could just buy my own in lieu of the weekly trips to auto zone. Do you have any brand recommendations (only what to stay away from)?

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[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

Joke's on you. The porch pirate that stole my replacement GPU ruined my day before you even got here!

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Buy an OBD reader from China. They're cheap and allow you to read what is wrong with your car. Afterwards you can decide if you fix the issue yourself or let an expensive garage do it.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

I got one, swapped a part myself, realized that wasn't it, went to my mechanic, and he fixed it just by guessing lol

But yea they are useful so you at least know the exact codes that you fixed

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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I cast: Electrical tape over the fucking light 🖕🏻

[–] Anosyn@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Bro casted counterspell and won the duel (until next long rest)

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

me: wow some money left over, finally.

the steed:

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's not a bad one. Make it blinking, then your day is ruined. Or make the oil or alternator light flicker or come on. Most of the engine lights I ever got were from older cars and basically a hiccup from old emissions. I did get a flashing one once, that was scary, pulled over immediately. Never figured out why, it didn't reoccur after starting again. I hate those kinds.

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My grandfather (a small plane mechanic and gadget guy since the 1930s) was always weirdly enamored by dashboard warning lights because, "In my day, you'd take the car for a drive on Sunday and spend the rest of the week fixing it. Problem lights would have been redundant."

I've been thinking about nuggets like that from him ever since acollierastro posted her spark plug video.

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Laugh as I drive 100,000 more miles with the check engine light on.

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[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So what happens if you cast it on a bicycle; does it just break the legs of the owner?

[–] redknight942@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Brakes fail while you are rocketing downhill at 30mph. Hope you dressed for the slide, not the ride.

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck you ... I got a misfire on cylinder 8 this morning ... I'm hoping it was just shitty fuel cause I can NOT afford a head job right now.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my 330000 mile tacoma has had that on since the first of the year. investigation with my scantool says its a failed transmission temp sensor #2. it is a known issue that the a340 transmission in the truck has a corrosion problem with two pins on the harness connector for the tranny to the ecu. so rather than open it up to replace a maybe bad sensor, i just clear the code and let it pop back on once the truck is up to operating temp. winters keep it cool enough most times not to throw the code at all

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[–] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] skeevy_scallops@feddit.online 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I bypassed part of the vacuum system on my 25 y.o. audi and intentionally gave it a check engine light so it runs better. checkmate

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[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

As long as its not flashing just run it.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I counter with ISO 15765-4 with a Bluetooth and torque modifier.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

As an auto tech, thank you for $$$$$$.

[–] Tippy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

A lion does not concern itself with the opinion of the check engine light

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

I am quite deep into repairing Oldtimer motorcycles, so I know a bit about repairing vehicles. I'm quite interested, what could be the reason for this warning to appear? Blown out head gaskets? Stuck valves? Broken sync chain? What sensors are responsible for triggering that warning?

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I would panic and cry if that showed up on my Ioniq.

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