Why? To escape her and her policies?
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Brexit 2, the UK leaves the Earth altogether to defeat the small boats once and for all
That is actually canonical in Dr Who. They call it Starship UK.
They have a robotic Suella Braverman that tries to shoot down the TARDIS. If a small boat is bigger on the inside, it still counts.
and they leave by lobotomizing a star whale and building the new UK on its back as it swims through the stars
Yeah living conditions on Earth would be so vile that we'd go to Mars and leave her behind.
Or send her to Mars, and leave her to figure out how to get herself back.
Yep. They'll be running that hard from her, indeed.
sounds like she just volunteered to be sent to Mars
She can live there with Elon. $5 says they kill each other on the way there.
so THAAAATS what happened to the crew of the Hail Mary
If you read the book that's actually the reason why they put them in medical comas. They feared they'd get cabin fever and kill each other on the trip.
Fuckin A. That makes sense.
I initially planned on reading it but I had already started The Captives War and I wasn't about to stop.
Bitch you couldn't outlast a cabbage.
What's really frustrating about Liz Truss is she is too stupid to understand how stupid she is. If she could wrap her head around that, she might just shut up and we'd never have to hear from her again.
She's definitely not the only politician in that predicament.
Dunning Kruger...
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I'm pretty sure she is right. Where else would Brits be safe from her incompetence?
If my granny had wheels, she'd be a shopping trolley
The PMs after David Cameron are only in it for the power to feed their own ego and not about governing, especially the Tory PMs. Kier Starmer was not a great Labour PM but he's less egotistical than his Tory counterparts. Andy Burnham appears to be more down to earth but only time will tell.
Well, if the tories - and Truss particularly - had remained in power until then, I can imagine that a lot of people would be taking extreme measure to get away, so I can see her point.
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She should romaine quiet on concepts she doesn't grasp.
You sunk her just like an iceberg.
That joke is a little gem, that is.
...and there would have been a chicken in every pot...
How did she become PM in the first place?
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's ketamine.
The lettuce was smarter
2040 even sounds ridiculous.
IMHO most countries could still accomplish this. There's just no political will for it. Mars is worthless to most people before terraforming, and now we need to terraform Earth first. How can we expect to fix Mars if we can't stop ruining Earth?
There's that, but also, looking at the sort of people pushing hardest for establishing Martian colonies, they are all the sort of folks who would tell you how you can be advancing humanity on another planet, then deduct the cost of your oxygen consumption from your paycheck, if not just cutting off the air supply if you happen to get a little uppity about "muh human rights" when they want you to work 16 hours a day for some dumb idea they had.
She had sick spacial exploration program that was about to reveal to everyone but you made fun of her with that forsaken lettuce and now everyone of is lost it. Congratulations to everyone one of you, ungrateful bastards.
Terraform earth first
Fucking this!!!!
Mars is less habitable than earth, and we're gunning to make earth uninhabitable.
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Make up for lost time and send her on a rocket into the sun.
surprisingly hard thing to do ,
it turns out, aiming for the Sun without the rocket ultimately orbiting it is not easy at all
We choose these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
The shooting Liz Truss to the sun initiative may be the only way for her to make a contribution to science.
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Maybe they meant fire her at The Sun (1 London Bridge Street, London, SE1 9GF).
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I think this gal has a better chance at making it to Mars than Liz...
Lettuce consider the possibility.
Well she shouldn't have killed the queen, and then no one would have ousted her.
Stop it. Regicide is cool. Truss was never cool.
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