Why would anyone need a shower when they have a bidet?
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
BTW if too many of you express disgust im gonna change the title to "We should feed needy children"
Ew, gross, disgusting, how could you advocate for something like that?
Waffle-stomp gang
OP just scored himself a new enemy for life
Shots fired @ButtBidet@hexbear.net
Going to OP's house to poop directly in their shower nozzle.
Good luck its built into the wall.
~~Love~~ vengence will find a way
This is why I don't have any toilets in my house
Toilets are western decadence
Sucking the shit out of my ass with a wet/dry vac.
Communism is when we all shit in the same shower
hell yeah comrade
I remember seeing a tweet from some chud taking ivermectin during the lockdown and he was talking about shitting out his colon lining, ANYWAY he followed it up by saying he doesn't wipe or use a bidet, he takes a shower after each shit.
These are literally the people in power rn.
In their defense, all the retail grocery stores ran out of toilet paper for a couple weeks after all the spreadsheet and email factory workers were forced to shit at home. If this guy had an ounce of entrepreneurial spirit in him, he was probably scalping toilet paper rolls out of the bed of his lifted F-250.
I lived with a guy who decided to stop buying toilet paper after he lost his job, and just take a shower after shitting instead