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badposting is a comm where you post badly


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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Why would anyone need a shower when they have a bidet?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BTW if too many of you express disgust im gonna change the title to "We should feed needy children"

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Ew, gross, disgusting, how could you advocate for something like that?

[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Waffle-stomp gang

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

OP just scored himself a new enemy for life

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Going to OP's house to poop directly in their shower nozzle.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good luck its built into the wall.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

~~Love~~ vengence will find a way

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is why I don't have any toilets in my house

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Toilets are western decadence

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Sucking the shit out of my ass with a wet/dry vac.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Communism is when we all shit in the same shower

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

hell yeah comrade

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I remember seeing a tweet from some chud taking ivermectin during the lockdown and he was talking about shitting out his colon lining, ANYWAY he followed it up by saying he doesn't wipe or use a bidet, he takes a shower after each shit.

These are literally the people in power rn.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In their defense, all the retail grocery stores ran out of toilet paper for a couple weeks after all the spreadsheet and email factory workers were forced to shit at home. If this guy had an ounce of entrepreneurial spirit in him, he was probably scalping toilet paper rolls out of the bed of his lifted F-250.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

I lived with a guy who decided to stop buying toilet paper after he lost his job, and just take a shower after shitting instead