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Capitalism never had famines, ever. Shut up. It's fine those were just homeless people they don't count. The Irish don't count either. Great depression? Doesn't count. The holocaust?! Millions dying every year from preventable causes?! SHUT UP IT DOESN'T COUNT!

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[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

that's because they're secret communists think-about-it

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The currently ongoing famine in gaza? Not capitalism's fault!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Hamas at all the food using Stalin's spoon. stalin-comical-spoon

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Holocaust? That was done by the National SOCIALISTS. smuglord

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I recently saw a gamer say that the "obvious" problem with Marxist communism is that it's too utopian. fain-wut

engels-wut speech-side-l-1Am I a fucking joke to you?speech-side-l-2

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

How to get liberals to admit Churchill was a demon:

Gommunism = famine

->

Churchill Bengali Famine.

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Churchill Communist.

->

Churchill bad.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

YES! I KNOW! I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, SO MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDED COMMUNISM, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

You have nothing to lose but some weight.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

communism is when my tummy hort

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i'm a communist but I just ate a big bowl of chisps

what now atheists?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Revisionist

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

India? Bengal? Nope. Every death is because the bootstraps were too short. Mfs mocking Cuba's crisis but they still have a higher life expectancy than the US

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

red-soul*Its ok not to starve

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀*Good. Stay hungry

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Everything's okay, Capitalism. Look, I... I'm hustle grinding!