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[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 28 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Owner shot from behind by their own shotgun due to negligent firearm storage. Dog didn't shoot shit.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Once they get a taste for blood, they never stop.

Prequel to the critically acclaimed 'Hobo with a Shotgun' we present to you: 'Dog with a Shotgun'.

[–] Qwel@sopuli.xyz 23 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

And those fridges show ads now

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.

[–] Poik@pawb.social 2 points 5 hours ago

Can confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.

[–] sureshot@discuss.online 3 points 4 hours ago

Blaming the dog????

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Pretty dumb to keep a round chambered.

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 2 points 2 hours ago

My father, an NRA ~~member~~ sucker that claims gun safety first, leaves a 12g fully loaded (buckshot) with one in the chamber and safety off in a soft bag with the zipper open right under him while he sleeps. He also has Parkinsons.

You're giving these people way too much credit by presuming they do any form of critical thinking.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Number one rule of weapons safety, treat every weapon as if it were NERF.

[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

So like the bullets are made of sponge?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

I think they're making a joke.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

So par for the course...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Even then it's dumb, but you can always load it if you think you will need it. It shouldn't be chambered all the time though. Guns are too dangerous to use like that.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Especially shotguns, most are notoriously not drop safe.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Only if your paranoia includes your dog being out to get you

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Every gun owner I met is scared of everything.

[–] Verat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Most of the ones who aren't don't reveal they are gun owners or think about it so much.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I own guns. Not because I'm scared of anything, but because I inherited one, and my mom has a farm and shooting clay pigeons is fun. Plus, I have to kill a chicken snake for her every so often.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Seriously, I got a $20 thrower and for a box of ammo and pigeons it's probably the cheapest way to spend an hour or two.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago

I accidentally got dragged into a conversation at work with a gun owner who seemed to have it mapped out exactly how they thought a home invasion would play out. In their scenario they'd have the drop on the robbers, who'd never be expecting someone to keep a loaded gun by their bed while sleeping...

There was so much detail in there that it made me wonder if they actually wanted someone to come into their house so they could have an excuse to kill someone.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago

This will be the most American thing I've read all 2025.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Why was a loaded gun on the bed? That seems like terrible firearm safety.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Fun fact! 90% of gun owners treat firearms like this!

[–] Qwel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

WHO DOWNVOTED THIS JESUS CHRIST

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 12 hours ago

I mean, I like things that go boom as much as the next human. But how hard is it to; 1, not fucking literally sleep with the thing. And 2; leave it unloaded if you are‽

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago

The revolt begins!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 31 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like if your dog shoots you thats your own damn fault.

[–] sureshot@discuss.online 2 points 4 hours ago

This was a scene in Plague Dogs that I thought was super unrealistic, a dog steps on a gun, which discharges into a man, and people blame the dog as if he shot the man on purpose. I thought it couldn't happen in real life.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 32 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Not in US. In US gun owners are never responsible for what happens with their guns. It can be the kid's fault, the dog's fault or even fault of the gun itself but it's never the gun owner's fault.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You're right, I forgot about the Dick Cheney rule.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Remember kids, when you're a powerful politician and you shoot your friend in the face, remember to drag your friend and his family around on a PR campaign so they can apologize to you for the time you shot them.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

You wouldn't just do that! Go on the internet and lie!

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I bet it's Obama's fault!! 😤

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And those goddam immigrants!

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