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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I'm out here educating blind nuns like the one true leftist I am and meanwhile my ass is jiggling and dancing like an idiot. Embarrassing! It scares people off.

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[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

People keep asking me, "Thugnificent, are you saying 'Booty butt cheeks' or 'Move them butt cheeks'?" and i just tell them, "What the hell does it matter? It's a song about butt cheeks!"

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ignore your own booty jigglin'. The way to build solidarity is to tell all the other leftist that they are wrong and they got that flat booty.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The next struggle session will be about booty size rat-salute-2

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I got this one in the bag. We all know, objectively that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "it's better than yours." You're damn right. It's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

(Not that I would, because I'm morally opposed to that, since that would be exploitative. Not to be overly academic about it.)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Large booties are bootiegois

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

When you're trying to build communism, but your thong claps keep alerting the feds to your presence aubrey-rage-cry

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I'm trying to badpost but the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the mods

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I cast Hank Hill butt on thee

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the worst post in the sub today! gold-communist

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

BIG BOOTY POSTERS
BIG- BIG BOOTY POSTERS

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

(it was meant in the sense of "treasure")