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Seriously, what the heck is a dort?! I'm scared.

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[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like snort but change the "sn" for a "d". Hope that helps!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Its how you say snort but with a blocked nose. Ur a blocked nose

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

As in "dold fown the dort"

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I always thought it’s dirt but said with an accent, a bit like ‘doit owl’

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

(UK dialectal, Northern England, Scotland) A sulky or sullen mood; the sulks.

I have bad news... you appear to be ukkk

[–] Arahnya@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

bort simpson's cousin

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a guy from Baltimore using the Canadian slang for ciggies

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if a guy from Baltimore was Canadian

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I'd personally be very upset.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago
[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

It's a name, much like Darclay and Darry.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

A Dort is a Canadian professional basketball player for the Oklahoma City Thunder.

But what is a Luguentz?

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

they don't know about the dort lol

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Dort, a deer, a female deer

Dort, a drop of falling sun

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Its not called DORT it's called SNAIL. Snail is a bio active, porus, living substrait. DORT is what you track into the house 😤😤😤😤

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I don't know exactly, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with cooking chefs-kiss

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

It's like a dart, but made out of foam so it can't actually hurt anyone. You swap out your darts for dorts around 11pm or so, earlier if your mates are especially rowdy.