Alexstarfire

joined 2 years ago
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'd be dead since the Earth wasn't in the same position 650 years ago. Even taking that out of the equation, I'd die since I can't communicate with anyone and don't have the survival skills.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Was he going for a speedrun?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

What about clapping?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Ohh no, the consequences of his own actions.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They got it right in some universes.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Holy shit, he's still alive. With how hard they were fighting to keep people from seeing him, I assumed he was dead.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Is it gonna depend on what his magic 8 ball says that day?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Liking something more than Trump is a pretty low bar. I like dog poo more than him. Cause at least I can get rid of it.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Brings new meaning to "I love you to death."

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Normally, yes. With Trump? More likely he'd be fired.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

That is essentially nothing. Barely even a rounding error.

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