Meltyheartlove

joined 10 months ago

Dort_Owl is Dirt_Owl's alt account in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

grok is thos true?

Pls don't put me in the blender pls pls pls in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

But you deserve a bender. You don't have to be good all the time lt-dbyf-dubois

This site has officially broken my brain in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

What did you have for breakfast today?

Beanis!! doggirl-hi

was that an innuendo? kbity-how

woops doggirl-tears

Annnd post in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

beanis

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Hexbear is in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

beanis

We sleep in the office because this is war. Soldiers don't commute home after a battle in c/badposting@hexbear.net

We sleep in the office because this is war. Soldiers don't commute home after a battle in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

This bit would be perfect if he collects rent and sold them the tent

*finishes one book* BRING ME ANOTHER, I WILL NOT BE CUT OFF!!! in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

No need to thank me doggirl-smart

can you find in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

ahh yes.. down the hall and to the left

are owls dinosaurs or bugs? in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Owls are half bean and half bear but the bean part comes from the dinosaurs and the bug part comes from bears. They are something of a miracle and a mystery.

Burgoroiese sounds a bit too... you know what I mean for a bunch of exploitative rich people. We should called them burgers or burgrot or something instead of a borugouruoeise in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

That sounds clever and somewhat fun to say. Approved!!! doggirl-thumbsup

beans are the peak of all biological evolution, even better than humans in c/badposting@hexbear.net

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Human can't stop eating beans after their first time and still think they are the ones in control smh 😔