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"Hey, citizens, we're out of money thanks to our ruinous, idiotic, 4-year-long invasion of Ukraine. Instead of holding our military and executive to account for our stupid, fascistic foreign wars (oops, I mean foreign military exercises!), we're going to create laws that put extra scrutiny on your transactions. Hope you don't mind!"

Interestingly, this is one of the few times I agree with Trump on something - we both think MTG is a traitor. Of course, I think she's a traitor because of her constantly working to undermine the constitution, while he thinks she's a traitor because she didn't vote how he wanted once.

I used to hope that, but these last couple of decades have brutally beten such optimism out of me.

"The president uses social media to make a point," Johnson told reporters Monday. "He believes that he is a king and that any protest against him or his appointed officials is treason. In essence, he is a fucking traitor who never should have gotten elected the first time, let alone the second, and I and my colleagues are going to work to impeach him and remove him from office, just as soon as we take our tongues out of his asshole."

-- Mike Johnson, if he was slightly less of a toady piece of shit traitor.

Given that this guy wrote about a dream he had wherein his grandmother grabbed a fistful of her pubes and stroked his face with them while asking him to comment on how soft they were, I think we can rule out demonic attack. They may be the minions of Satan, but even demons would be like "bro, what the fuck?!?"

He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.

So wait... does he still think Ukraine started the war? I'm so confused. Did Putin turn him down for a loan or something?

Way better shape. The police actually arrested the traitors on the day they did the treason. What a novel fucking concept.

What an incredible piece of shit. Fuck that guy with a cactus.

This kills the human.

Man, it pains me to agree with JD Vance on anything, but we really do have the lamest opposition party. All they're good for is performative bullshit like this. We've got Gestapo black bagging people on the street and dragging them off to foreign torture prisons, and the best the Dems can do is mock Trump for wavering on tariffs. It's truly fucking pathetic.

It's like saying that H. H. Holmes has without doubt broken some laws.