To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks
xkbx
joined 2 years ago
it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”
I win every time 😎
I mean it is technically correct
me giving relationship advice currently
a boon for some, a bane to others
who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this
his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina
Horny in a twisted way
got a two-fer, eh?
i enjoy the cropping on this meme
I have to go for the clippers and do a fade or else it just looks like Snuffleupagus dunked his head into a bucket of nair
You mean the metric system?
The m stands for tiMbit