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Author of Texas bill to ban 'furries' in schools cannot come up with examples of it happening (web.archive.org)

submitted 1 day ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A Texas bill, known as the FURRIES Act, would ban non-human behaviors in public schools, including the use of litter boxes and wearing animal accessories.

Rep. Stan Gerdes, the bill's author, claimed schools were providing litter boxes for students acting as "furries."

When pressed, Gerdes could not find an example. The bill was left pending in committee.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 137 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I can provide examples of these sickos wearing animal accessories at Texas schools.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pass, pass, maybe would

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago

For some reason, I thought that was 4 choices.

And you were passing on the lizard head, and the man wearing a lizard costume.

But that bee...

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

FREAKS!

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If they don't include a clause for mascots or other performances, then they've fucked that up lol

Just some kids in uniform standing around reciting Cats because they can't act any of it 👍

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought of these things.

Imagine the fun lawsuits you could launch over mascots and drama performances just to be a dick.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've just stumbled across the craziest shit about this.

Instead of actually trying to improve anything imagine coming up with "fun lawsuits you could launch just to be a dick"

You've just inadvertently summed up the entire GOP.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Fight fire with fire.

Create dumb laws? Sue schools in red states and deep red voters with animal mascots.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Neither can the cast, so the kids are doing great!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They meant can as in are allowed to, but your joke is funny.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I do what I can, and thank you. 😜🙇🏽‍♂️

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Oh no. I guess disneyland employees are sick freaks. 😱