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Lily Allen is releasing a line of butt plugs (www.pastemagazine.com)

submitted 5 days ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think is definitely a sheltered view. I will say though, as a Christmas gift it scales higher on the kinky scale than an ugly sweater. You know, unless that's your kink ;)

[–] fratermus@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago

as a Christmas gift it scales higher on the kinky scale than an ugly sweater.

TIL, an ugly sweater up the butt is vanilla in 2026