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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Looking for a kinky Christmas gift for your terminally online gay friend this year?

How is a buttplug kinky for a gay dude? Isn't butt stuff quite normal for gay dudes? And how is it kinky at all? Even for hetero people I wouldn't call that kinky.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think is definitely a sheltered view. I will say though, as a Christmas gift it scales higher on the kinky scale than an ugly sweater. You know, unless that's your kink ;)

[–] fratermus@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago

as a Christmas gift it scales higher on the kinky scale than an ugly sweater.

TIL, an ugly sweater up the butt is vanilla in 2026

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 8 points 5 days ago

And then what? Start buying the BLUE shaving cream? Are you CRAZY?

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Girls don't have butt holes. When trans women take estrogen our butt holes close up

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

I mean, one can't just assume that all gay dudes want butt stuff. I'm willing to bet it's popular, but everybody got their own thing.