Why is this on badposting when it's a goodpost?
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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oh my god someone else thinks Italian food is overrated? I’m not alone huzzah
I will put pineapple on my pizza and the more upset you get the more pineapple I will put on my pizza
I love when people still treat pineapple on pizza as some shocking new development. I grew up in rural ass Ohio in the late 90s/early 2000s and the pizza places had pineapple as an option.
I wish I liked pineapple (the texture doesn't do it for me) because I'd be ordering it a lot more just to see who gets offended.
Take some inspiration from the swedes here 
Blatant fredophobia on Hexbear? Its more likely than you think
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This reminds me of a old ass buzzfeed video that was like "Chinese-American Millennials and their grandparents eat Chinese-american food" and all the Millennials were "wow this is so inauthentic and fake, i hate this"
While the grandparents were like "hey we didnt have this back home, but it doesn't taste half bad"
I love when a cuisine becomes popular half the world over and you get to see what they get up to with it, it is fascinating
"spaghetti shouldnt be sweet!!" is my favorite. I refuse to eat unsweetened spaghetti, I need at least two tablespoons of sugar with sweet onions and carrots added. Banana ketchup is holy water.
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Fix It Again, Tony.
I liked my 500, perfect for my job in the city that required a car 🥲
italians and their "food"
Famous italian dishes
Egg on pasta with bacon
Tomato bread
Cheese on pasta
Tomato mince on pasta
Tomato mince in pasta with wheat sauce
Tomato pasta
Tastes good tho
Nah
Tomato bread
This was pretty much the Margherita that my friend ordered in Italy and posted a picture on his FB, "This is what REAL Italian pizza looks like." (of course he's from the US but claims he's full blooded Italian, and always boasts about what is and isn't "real" Italian food)
Anyway, the pizza was overcooked on one side, had almost no visible cheese, giant tomato slices and a couple pieces of basil.
I know it's objectively better than greasy monstrosity American pizza, but imagine going all the way to Italy just to eat some bread with tomatoes on it and being convinced it's better than any other thing on the planet.
- Potato pasta
- Tomato water with pasta
- Basil cheese pasta
- Egg soup pasta
- Pasta a la pasta
- cheese tomato sauce on mismade pasta
Oh no mama mia!
British food is literally better.
Gonna put beans on a pizza and film myself eating it in front of an Italian
Basically a flatbread taco is it not?
Some British food is ok.
We are the ones who actually invented the apple pie after all.
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Buca di beppo is as authentic as it gets in my book.