I'll be coming round the mountain when the left wing comes.
Damarcusart
No one told me this book was written by B.J. Nomnom. This changes my entire perspective on this worm thing.
This is badposting, not worstposting, it isn't a competition, we can appreciate the badness of any post here, we don't have to rank them.
I had one for the first time recently, it was like eating a cake made entirely out of frosting and sugary filling, I normally love sugary food, but it just made me feel sick. I don't know how anyone could actually eat those on the regular.
Bans antifa
Fascists rule the streets

This is not where I thought this thing was going, but I'm glad I've been following along and look forward to any future developments.
"The third stage masks the absence of a profound reality, where the sign pretends to be a faithful copy, but it is a copy with no original. Signs and images claim to represent something real, but no representation is taking place and arbitrary images are merely suggested as things which they have no relationship to. Baudrillard calls this the "order of sorcery", a regime of semantic algebra where all human meaning is conjured artificially to appear as a reference to the (increasingly) hermetic truth."
Screw you and your 0.5 weight on this damn thing, I don't care if it is a quest item, let me drop it!
Huh, normally when they draw it that long it isn't flaccid and is as thick as a tree trunk.
We posting owl tiddies now? Cause if people need them, I've some stuff. Well, maybe not owl tiddies, but owlbear tiddies, that's close enough, right?
This is badposting, not beeposting!