Dort_Owl

My hatred of Dorf is now pure. I have achieved enlightenment.

So am I

Before anyone amswers remember I have aerial advantage

Me. I'd kick both their asses.

I could answer that but I'd be banned

Do not smooch the traffic cone

THATS ENOUGH THANK YOU

Heh, you don't know?

oh god

I DON'T KNOW EITHER

Once I talked to a Hexbear and I swear to god they really actually believed they were an owl! It was NOT a joke. I kept trying to tell them "No, you're not an owl. Stop hooting at me." And instead of stopping they just vomited up a pellet up at me and told me to "keep the change"?!?

Nah I can't draw for shit lmao

See this is why you should trust me instead of the beanis posters because I would NEVER come clean