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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 262 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is what tipped off the "onlookers"?

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

'Aghast' is more likely that 'they' (probably no-one in reality) were yawning at yet another tirade of nonsense. I know what you're thinking, there's been articles like this for years that makes you wonder how anyone could still think something like this. This is essentially tabloid, clickbait crap. That's why. When the mainstream papers really start calling out the lunacy (repeatedly) you'll know it's nearly over for him. Sadly some time away yet.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks, I Totally meant that pun ;)

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

It's just headline gore. Typical "View From Nowhere" style writing that tries to displace the perspective of the journalist onto a third party.

It's popular among news venues that are terrified of appearing biased.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

next, they'll be telling us "wait, guys... his skin, it looks orange!" like it's news

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[–] prex@aussie.zone 191 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Anyone old enough can remember when Boris Yeltsin was stumbling around, drunk as a skunk & the other russians would pretend that everything was fine.

Now its your turn USA - and remember what came after Yeltsin

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At least he didn't have his own media outlet.... "hic, I order a radio broadcast, ....right now!... I know it's 2am... I want.. I want the bestest, geatestest ... USSSSSR.. sSSR... I want the moon on a stick! Yes! ..Hic... Give me it. Give ME the moon, NOW!.... What? No! I dshidn't just Shay anything if the sort...yeh, the shmoon, moonsss, moonsess. Wodka? Oh loveshly thanksh....now what's was I sayinsh?..."

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Swan lake enters the chat....

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[–] Tango@piefed.ca 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Russians also describe 1990s Russia as an economic wasteland where all of Russia's wealth and resources were gathered up by oligarchs. So yeah, pretty apt analogy.

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[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump

This is their threshold?

There has been something obviously "very wrong" with him for years. Decades, even.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In the 1980s, Trump always made Spy magazine's "Top 10 Worst People, Places or Things" list. His one "mitigating factor" was always "at least he's not in politics".

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[–] dbtng@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Jebus. This sounds like the AI psychosis spiral.
Like, I didn't think trump was smart enough to use AI. He can't read.
He must have found one that talks to him. And feeds everything he says to his rusky handlers.

[–] joekar1990@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's got dementia and he confabulates. He's probably had it starting in like 2016 and this term they are trying to not to make him angry so they just show him shit he wants to see.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

He's also had at least one stroke in 2025. That ones pretty undeniable, and there's a lot of evidence he may have had more since.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you see that video of him talking to an AI Roosevelt and the dumb fuck was actually talking back to the AI thinking he was actually talking to Teddy. Absolute buffoonery.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No, do you remember where you saw that?

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

He's elderly, ill, and has dementia, on top of the fact that he may very well be the dumbest human to walk the earth in several millennia, this is not news to anyone.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what's blowimg my mind. Yeah he's old, demented, has always been surrounded by dumb yes men. But even putting that aside, he's just as dumb as a sack of rocks. Always has been.

[–] metermatic26@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Its said he used to be quite charming and manipulative, so its not really stupidity. I think he may have a personality disorder. His choices often aren’t contemplated, but rash and emotional.

There’s also a pattern to his actions. Absolutely none of his decisions seem to be governed by empathy, morality, ideology, strategic national interests or even long term personal interests. Instead, nearly all his actions seem impulsive and emotional, aimed at satisfying his short term personal need for gratification, admiration or payback.

His frequent tantrums, his impulsive decision making, his inability to maintain composure, his inability to maintain professional relationships, together they all point to some sort of mental illness.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He'll say anything to make people forget that he's in the Epstein files.

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[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 43 points 1 month ago

Fascinating. Where are the Epstein files?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh NOW there is a problem with Trump…

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The People Of Tranquility Have Taken Advantage Of Our Generosity For Too Long. From Now On The Sea Of Tranquility Shall Be Known As The Sea Of America.

Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nasty People of Tranquility, so nasty.

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[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remember, we are letting this happen. :D

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[–] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Gasoline is $5. Diesel is $7.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

the increase in trump gaffes correlates with the amount epstein file related news surfacing.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You think?

He's clearly lost the plot and is unfit to govern.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His cronies will try to keep him in power as long as possible, so that their schemes keep getting greenlit. Also, they have stupid fucking Vance prepped up.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 27 points 1 month ago

Literally like a scene from a comedy movie except even that parody president was less incoherent. Itd be almost funny in a sad sort of way if he wasnt, well, in charge of a massive military. https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hs8mRs_k6j0?start=17&end=36

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Is he aware that the decades of solar radiation on the moon has bleached the flag the Apollo astronauts left?

It's white. Indistinguishable from a flag of surrender.

Not to mention, the US is a signatory of the Outer Space Treaty, recognizing space as neutral ground and subject to the same legal precedent as maritime law governing international waters.

Fucking lunatic should have been removed already.

[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Except Trump had made it abundantly clear that: A) American agreements are signed in pencil B) The American people are OK with A).

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago

American treaties have a long history of being ignored. Treatment of the native peoples, for example.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He should rename the moon america.

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[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're being distracted by those cunts theatrical dramas while the feds are building modern surveillance and profiling. Trump is a plant.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Its sad that it takes such ludicrous displays before people acknowledge that “there is something wrong with Trump”. And then large chunks of them will in the next breath continue to support him.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can't even take a strait, or maintain equipment, and have issues with feeding their people. So yes, the us should totally try to "take" over the moon.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Invading an undefended unpopulated rock might just be achievable by the current US military. Although I have some doubt that anyone in the current US administration knows about the lack of oxygen.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's way worse than just the moon:

Among Trump’s bizarre online posts were images that appeared to be generated with artificial intelligence (AI) depicting him in hellish landscapes with threatening messages. One depicts Trump walking in Washington, D.C. alongside an army of robots and soldiers with red glowing eyes, and the message, “THEY WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.” Another depicts Trump sitting atop a black throne amid a hellish and war-torn landscape in front of giant humanoid robots.

In another post, Trump suggested renaming the state of New Mexico to “New America,” and in another, redrawing Iran’s borders to mirror the silhouette of Trump’s profile. One post, also likely generated with AI, depicts the destruction of Iran’s Kharg Island with the message, “Bye bye, Kharg.”

Trump also shared an image of the moon that included the text, “THE MOON IS OURS,” alongside an American flag.

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[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Mad emperor is mad, other news at 11.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

"Something very wrong" describes literally every single fathomable thing that's come out of this administration.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Uh, anyone with a modicum of sense has known this for YEARS. Please try to keep up.

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[–] sircac@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He claimed ownership of Venezuelan oil, Greenland, Canada and whatever he whims, so...

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[–] DotEliot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

You're still a rapist, buddy.

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