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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Newsweek states on their own website that this article is unfairly leaning left. What a strange editorial decision.

[–] fleg@szmer.info 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It's an unfortunately looking vote gauge (it's like a poll where readers decide whether it does lean on either side or not), not their opinion about the article.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Its a design decision that is bafflingly stupid. People will use this as evidence of bias.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

That's how Newsweek works now.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 5 hours ago

yeah, it appears that they just took some generic gauge animation, in which arrows always tend to start on the left-hand side (think any of the gauges in your car.) Once you vote it does tell you that the most popular opinion is that it's center/fair

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

On the same day this came out, University of Florida scientists announced a possible new treatment for cancer - not a type of cancer, ALL cancers. It works by stimulating the immune system to kill the tumor, and it's based on a treatment for glioblastoma that had highly successful human trials last year. Hard to believe these same two developments both came out of the nutbin of Florida.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 hours ago

That is nothing new. Immunotherapies have been around for at least 10 years.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That happens like all the time, but they never work (yet!). Cancer is so agressive, dividing so fast, and thus adapting through mutations that nothing really works fully.

But maybe it will kill some of them, and let's not stop trying! Fuck cancer.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

It's mRNA based, if I recall.

This makes it, essentially, endlessly flexible. We can now take a sample, sequence it, find the mutations, simulate what the protein looks like when folded, generate* the correct complimentary protein for that target and write the actual amino acid sequence directly into mRNA and give it to the patient.

This is currently incredibly expensive because it's being done manually by labs full of PhDs. But every part of this process is being rapidly improved and made cheaper.

mRNA based medicines have amazing promise. For example they had the COVID vaccine designed less than 12 hours after sequencing the virus.

*using a diffusion model, like AI image generators but they produce amino acid sequences that generate arbitrarily shaped proteins

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

mRNA based stuff is indeed incredible, no more randomly just trying things out, it's really the future IMO.

But for cancer it will just be a tool in the toolbox , I mean you gotta get those samples and cancer change maybe a thousand times a minute, which strain is the "bad" one? Etc. etc. etc.

One theoretical way to stop cancer altogether would be to remove the possibility for telomere lengthening (remove the production of telomerase) and "manually" allow the growth of only stem cell from time to time.

But that's a long time from now if ever it can be done.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh yeah, cancer is incredibility complex. I'm not remotely qualified to predict how this will be used.

I'm on the tech side of things and the ability to read and write arbitrary amino acid sequences along with machine learning models trained to predict (ex: AlphaFold) and generate (https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-024-45051-2) protein structures is absolutely mindblowing.

It's like we've been working on computers by striking flint at their CPU and listening to the traces vibrate in order to interpret the output and now someone has figured out how to plug in a keyboard and monitor.

We're barely scratching the surface with these techniques and we've found multiple ways to make an AIDS vaccine and we're discovering new ways to beat cancer. The rapid development of the COVID vaccine, thanks to mRNA, likely saved millions or tens of millions of people and prevented a global depression.

It's such an incredible time for human advancement, it's a shame we're all drowning in social media fueled toxicity and people don't see it.

[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You got me for a second there.

I thought you would make a "the onion" joke of florida plan's to send cancer patient to work the fields as a "treatment" for cancer.

I'm surprised (and kinda of relieved?) that your comment is actually about a new scientific discovery.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Oh yeah it's very exciting. In 2024 a vaccine that targeted glioblastoma, an especially nasty brain cancer with an almost zero survival rate. The vaccine mimics certain aspects of tumor cells, triggering a fast, vigorous immune response that attacks the actual tumor. Encouraged by the results, they've somehow generalized the vaccine over the past year to stimulate an immune response to cancer cells in general. Immunological therapy is totally different from chemo or radiation, and a generalized approach is vastly different from what the whole field has been doing for decades. Very promising.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 day ago (6 children)

So let me get this straight. The US needs Migrants so much that we're needing to replace them with teenagers?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Farms have historically used their children as free labor back when they were mostly family owned. That's why most schools here have a three month summer break. Now they want the factory farms to have that same perk, just with other people's children.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

This country has, throughout its entire history, relied heavily on immigrants to make up the shortfalls in its labor force. A full stoppage of immigration is going to collapse the United States economy. Sooner than later.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, that's one way to look at it.

The more accurate way to look at is that the American right hates migrants and people of color so much that they would force their children into hard labor just to make sure nobody who sounds or looks different receives any kind of benefit.

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

Not their children.... other peoples children. You know... the poors... those kids can work long hours for low pay and since they are poor, they will be stupid enough to be happy about it. The people voting for this do not need to worry about it affecting their kids... or think they dont....

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

the American right hates migrants and people of color so much that they would force ~~their~~ other people's children

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yes, if we remove our migrant population then we literally lose the majority of our food production workers. I think it'll also impact our construction work force, much of our factory workforce, our waitstaff, and various other jobs US citizens turn their noses up at - because those jobs literally would not sustain them and would destroy their bodies over time. Most of these jobs are sustained entirely by the desperation of immigrants trying to escape their prior circumstances.

Edit- added more detail in bold to make it clearer the the issue lies in how these jobs are conducted rather than being with US citizens.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

jobs US citizens turn their noses up at

Jobs that typically don't pay enough for the cost to your body, health, and mental sanity. The overlords love the illegal immigrant stuff because it lets them put the thumbscrews to the workers, both in terms of downward pressure to the wages paid out, and in terms of desperation so the people without other options are forced to work in horrible conditions for terrible pay.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

It's telling that they blame the migrants workers for "stealing the jerbs" instead of the businesses that hire migrants workers in order to get around paying a fair wage

Why blame a white capitalist when anyone else can take the fall?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Florida briefly tried to enforce it on this basis and immediately had a labor crisis so afaik they stopped.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a fair critique, I made it sound more like US citizens are snobby for rejecting underpaid, dangerous jobs when in reality the US's base infrastructure still entirely relies on a form of slave labor to persist. I should've been more nuanced with my description.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 hours ago

It's not even a critique, really. We're all fed up, angry, and looking to throw around punches at everything. My comments are just as much about venting and getting mad.

[–] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Whoa whoa whoa, teenager is already a bit old and commands more hourly

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Capitalist rule: If you can't exploit people, just find people who are more exploitable.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not surprising. They didn't plan ahead whatsoever and thought "it'll all work out" as if Conservative promises held more weight than the hot air required to speak them.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's I think a dollop on the brassero program that details a past program where they'd ship high schoolers to farms for the summer in an attempt to reduce migratory workers. The program failed immediately. Conservatives are insane in the literal definition of the word.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

I haven't listened to the dollop in a minute but I'm pretty sure that same episode is literally about the first wave of illegal immigration propaganda in the US, talks about how the borders changed in the 1930s.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why did the children keep falling apart? Were they made of wet cardboard?

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

The front fell off

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what's the news here? They are basically using the same arguments the US used to not ratify the Convention on the Rights of the Child. Minors being the parents property is still an almost uncontroversial position in the US even if people don't phrase it like that.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See also: the troubled teen industry. Ir parenting is too much work, you can send your kid to torture school.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Every last one of those places needs to be burned down, the staff and investors should be hanged.

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[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, that’s how it used to be when I was growing up.

The fact that "how it used to be" in your childhood produced a scumbag like you is a compelling argument to not let people's childhoods be like that anymore.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I mean, that’s how it used to be when I was growing up.

Also, this is complete and utter bullshit. I'm older than Ron boy, and child labor laws predate me. The folks picking crops in the fields in the 80's and 90's were the same immigrants that are (or were, I guess) doing it today. And anyone who attended Yale almost certainly wasn't out picking crops as a kid. Like most members of the GOP, he has zero attachment to reality.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 day ago

"I was beaten as a child and I ended up fine" says man who beats children.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 143 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bill would have permitted 16- and 17-year-olds to work overnight on school days and work longer than an eight-hour day before a school day. Some 14- and 15-year-olds would also have been allowed to work those hours.

This is a horrifying concept and a great way to keep kids uneducated so they keep voting for lying repubs when they get older.

Governor Ron DeSantis said during a panel discussion in March: "Why do we say we need to import foreigners, even import them illegally, when, you know, teenagers used to work at these resorts, college students should be able to do this stuff? … What's wrong with expecting our young people to be working part-time now? I mean, that's how it used to be when I was growing up."

They also used to work in factories where they'd get maimed and other high-risk environments. Shall we bring that back too, Governor Dipshit Fascist? Seriously, get fucked.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They are framing it like plucky shirtless college boys might wanna go pick cucumbers for a weekend to make a few bucks for rootbeer floats down at the soda-fountain.

One of the things that infuriates me about our species broadly is how terrible people are at visualizing actual, real systems and their scope and scale.

If you don't know anything about the factory-farming our society requires to survive, you should probably take a short tour of the massive machine we've built and depend on so you understand the scale of the problem and why even the immigrants we have/had now aren't even enough to keep the system running. This is why aging populations are a huge problem, this is a foundational cornerstone of our whole civilization, much like medicine and vaccines, and it's being waved off like something we can just swap out demographics for funsies and to give bro's trying to afford their new baseball mitts and textbooks, all good, right??

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 21 hours ago

I mean, they could work a summer picking produce and have enough money to buy a house, at least that's what the old man down the street told me. And he owns a house, so I bet he would know.

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 23 hours ago

Florida's what now?

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